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The Flash: Running to Stand Still

The Flash: Running to Stand Still

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The cold introduction has Zoom running down Professor Wells and delivering an ultimatum that leads to a not shocking revelation at the end of the episode. But first in the lead story, the Weather Wizard comes to Central City, bringing along a White Christmas. Part of his Christmas Miracle is breaking Captain Cold and the Trickster out of jail and that's where the real fun begins.

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iZombie: Fifty Shades of Gray Matter

iZombie: Fifty Shades of Gray Matter

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A nice opening kill sets up the story of a frustrated librarian who writes erotica on the side. Once her death is ruled a poisoning by Hemlock, the coroner's office gets the case and gets to work. To solve the murder, Liv has a little gray matter and suddenly, she's channeling the porny librarian. (Ed: It's apparently a fact that 9 out of 10 frustrated librarians are sex-crazed nymphomaniacs). Inappropriate Behavior® ensues.

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Flash: Legends of Today

Flash: Legends of Today

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A perfectly normal date in Central City is ruined when Vandal Savage comes to town to kill Kenrda Saunders. Flash races to the rescue and once the villain disappears, he realizes he needs help to keep his new friend safe. Enter Team Arrow.

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iZombie: Method Head

iZombie: Method Head

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This is a decompressed episode, with time passing as Christmas and New Years Day and a few more days roll by before a mystery arrives in the middle of the ongoing plot. A new dark thread appears in the central narrative, as Liv and her crew search for the tainted Utopium they need to fashion a cure. Before they can continue the search for the cure, they have to survive Zombie High.

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DC's Legends of Tomorrow: Fail Safe

DC's Legends of Tomorrow: Fail Safe

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Part two of the mission to 1986 and the Soviet Union takes a turn for the grim in this episode. Ray Palmer and his pal Mick the pyro get used to life in a Soviet prison as Vandal Savage's goons try to find a way into the brain of Martin Stein. The would be conqueror wants to know how to make his own team of Firestorms so he can take over the world. (Apparently, he hasn't considered what a management headache that is). So Rip Hunter's team mounts a suicide mission. What could go wrong?

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